Proud Texan Father

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"

"Yup, shore am!"

"How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"

You've been programming too long when

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

Girls Language

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Girls Language
Stupid = (u r Smart)
idiot = (u r cute)
duffer = (u r sho shwet)
shut up = (i love u)
I'kill u = (i 'll die for u)
Good night = (every1 is sleeping u can call me now........)

forwrd this to All girls to laugh

And
boys to understand

♥ yuGal ♥

Shut Up

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Boy: I Love U


Girl: Shut Up


Boy: I Will Die For U

Girl: Shut Up...

Boy: I Can’t Live Without U

Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Marry U

Girl : Really???

Boy: Shut Up.. hahaha..

Bachelors n Married

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*Bachelors think that Married man are Lucky...

*n Married think that Bachelors are lucky...

*d main point is that Bachelors think at night and married man think at day time...!! :D :P :) hehe lol

juz for adults

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PLEASE DO vote on this elections...... !! :P :D :)

WHY STUDENT FAIL

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WHY STUDENT FAIL

Sundays-52 in a year, left 313

Summer holidays 50, left 263

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, left 141

1 hr daily playing means 15 days, left 126

2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days. left 96

1 hr talking means 15 days., left 81

Exams days 35 days, left 46

Eid & Gov holidays 20, left 26

Movies,TV at least 25 days, left 1

That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.

Now v hav 2 study on our B'day AlsO...?